Band Biographies: Randy Piranha
Name:
Randy Piranha
Aliases/AKA:
Fish Man, Spazz
Role in Band:
Lead guitarist
Skills Yet to Be Acquired:
Playing guitar
Place of Birth:
Just across the fold in the map from Toronto
Place of Residence:
A quiet neighbourhood of Toronto, or someplace relatively close (or not) to Toronto
Ambition(s):
To not smash a guitar to glorious pieces as the crowd he’s not performing in front of goes wild
Answers to the Questions “If you had to be an animal what would you be? And do you think a life spent as this animal would be more or less satisfying than being a member of OES?”:
“Well, yeah, it’s what you’d expect, I’d be a fish. Which really sucks because I hear Tiny wants to be a fish too, but there you have it. And, yeah, more specifically, I’d be a pirahna, not some freakin’ goldfish. Piranha’s aren’t at the top of the fish food chain, but they’re close. Way closer than goldfish. Being a feared predator compared to being a part of OES? As bands go we’re undeniably hot, but is that experience going to give me same the mindless satisfaction of swimming around a lot and biting whatever moves? I think not. Sorry.”
Memorable Quotes:
“Eric Clapton – best guitarer ever!”
Hottest Feature(s):
Unassailable sense of confidence, even in the face of facts suggesting that confidence is unwarranted
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